Welcome to my Layout Maker!

Please read this first!

10 things about me

1. i am a diagnosed genius.

2. there's not a single thing i don't excel at

3. i am on probation

4. addiction is an act of resistance

5. i know what you did

6. i dont experience withdrawls

7. i dont smoke

8. i haven't told a lie since '09

9. my digital footprint is being archived at the MOMA

10. i will never die

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.